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Report一个口音很重的县长到村里作报告:「兔子们,虾米们,猪尾巴!不要酱瓜,咸菜太贵啦!!」(翻译:同志们,乡民们,注意吧!不要讲话,现在开会啦!!)县长讲完以后,主持人说:「咸菜请香肠酱瓜!」(翻译:现在请乡长讲话!)乡长说:「兔子们,今天的饭狗吃了,大家都是大王八!」(翻译:同志们,今天的饭够吃了,大家都是大碗吧!)不要酱瓜,我捡个狗屎给你们舔舔...(翻译:不要讲话,我讲个故事给你们听听..)
很冷吧? 嗯~ 原谅我吧~~~~~ 我又折腾了.......... 9.20一首歌,唱给自己听......共减宣言宣言
本人吴昊,为迎合《增强体质共减肥膘》《只留五花不留膘》《不要骨瘦如柴只要凹凸有致》①等活动,特此宣誓。
我发誓,我不怀好意~(哈氏style)自即时起,本人吴昊将对垃圾食品、无营养零食、碳酸饮品、以及高热量高脂肪高糖分的三高食品进行强烈抵制!做到不吃不喝不馋!(= =个人认为最后这个最难....)投身至能走路绝不骑车,能骑车绝不坐车。能站绝不坐,能坐绝不躺的四能四绝不的运动狂潮中。如有违规愿接受各项酷刑处罚!(只要下的去手~ ^^)特此宣誓!
注①:三项活动均为个人行为,最终解释权归本人所有.如有兴趣者,可与本人联系!
Marley & MeA dog has no use for fancy cars...
or big homes or designer clothes A waterlogged stick will do just fine
A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor... clever or dull,smart or dumb. Give'em your heart and he'll give you his How many people can you say that about?
How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel...extraordinary?
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